Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary

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Your Name: Jon

Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much. you can Spell It Jonathan Johnathan (gay Verison) Jon John (gay version) Jonathan Cares for His family Alot. Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend. Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he. A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night" A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row" A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"

Your Age: 15

An age in a person's life when they aren't a kid, an adult or even a preteen but a teenager.

One Of your Friends: Adam

	The word "Adam" is also street slang for the drug Ecstasy. "Hey bro, I want to meet Adam tonight... Can you hook me up?"

(if u know my friend ud lol at this)

What Should you be Doing: Sleeping(but i cant cuz my grandma passed away :( )

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

Favourite Colour: Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

Birthplace: Canada
( i used #2 cuz #1 was too long)

land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.

lets go to canada!

Birthday Month: September

(used #5 cuz i lolled)

a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs. during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?' jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!'

Last Person you Spoke Too: Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?

One of your Nicknames: yegro

An Asian who dresses, speaks, and acts much like a stereotypical urban African-American. The individual will usually be dressed in the hip-hop accoutrements of such bastions of urbanity as 50Cent or Nelly. Yegros can be of random socioeconomic class, ranging from working class immigrant Asians, to suburban upper middle class Asians. The Yegro may or may not have a customized Honda with a home-made spoiler. Yegros usually live with their parents. Ever since Erik got the souped up Honda, he's been listening to hip-hop and acting like such a yegro.

Your Ex: rather not...