Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Urban Dictionary

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Your Name: Jon




Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
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Johnathan (gay Verison)
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Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"


Your Age: 15

An age in a person's life when they aren't a kid, an adult or even a preteen but a teenager.

One Of your Friends: Adam

The word "Adam" is also street slang for the drug Ecstasy.
"Hey bro, I want to meet Adam tonight... Can you hook me up?"

(if u know my friend ud lol at this)

What Should you be Doing: Sleeping(but i cant cuz my grandma passed away :( )

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.


Favourite Colour: Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!


Birthplace: Canada
( i used #2 cuz #1 was too long)
land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.
lets go to canada!


Birthday Month: September

(used #5 cuz i lolled)

a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head

jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?'
jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!'



Last Person you Spoke Too: Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?


One of your Nicknames: yegro
An Asian who dresses, speaks, and acts much like a stereotypical urban African-American. The individual will usually be dressed in the hip-hop accoutrements of such bastions of urbanity as 50Cent or Nelly.

Yegros can be of random socioeconomic class, ranging from working class immigrant Asians, to suburban upper middle class Asians.

The Yegro may or may not have a customized Honda with a home-made spoiler.

Yegros usually live with their parents.
Ever since Erik got the souped up Honda, he's been listening to hip-hop and acting like such a yegro.



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Worst day in my life

Hi everyone my name is Jon! Im the new Wednesday guy. I hope you guys think this post is epic, because what I'm about to share with you is the worst day of my entire life.

Actually i dont care if its epic... i just need to vent this out...

So I wake up, eat, bus to school... the usual. It starts of with me forgetting my god damn 9.6 pound (i weighed it lol) Biology textbook at home, especially when I need it most in class, because we are doing a lab on Enzymes (google if you dont know). I received the worst job in the lab, which was cutting raw chicken liver into small stinky pieces so they can be dissolved into H2O2 (hydrogen Peroxide).

Anyways the rest of the day at school went ok until I found out i had a math test the next day. I suck at math. Definitely my worst subject. :/


But the day hit rock bottom when i got home. I was happy about the way my day went, I went up to my room to use my computer for Language Arts homework, then i get a phonecall from my brother.

I answer, "Hello?" "Jonathan! Grandma died!" he responded/



I spent the next 4 hours crying in my room and going to my Parents room to occasionally try to console my dad.

My grandma was in a coma for a few weeks. We thought she would recover. I am lucky though that I got to see her before she passed away.

As im typing this... i just spoke with my dad, who had to book last minute tickets to Israel with my mom. He has to go through like Vancouver and London i think


I spoke with one of my cousins in Israel and hes quite upset.

But I am happy for my grandma also, because I prefer for her to pass on to the after life rather than suffering paralyzed in a coma in the hospital bed...


I love you grandma and I miss you

(I teared up writing this post)


In loving memory of my grandma, Frida


Jon

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Im sorry if i dont post for a whie my grandma just passed away :(

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... WOW

so on the 7 epic bloggers thing im in... i only get 1 chance to be epic... BUT

THEY FORGOT TO ADD ME TO THE BLOG AUTHORS LIST!!!!

AND EVEN WORSE THEY WANT ME TO POST TODAY!!!



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