I wouldnt change anything. I love you. But you dont know my name. I stare at you all day long I have your profile memorized I read your blogs religiously. They say "Save a drum, bang a drummer" Well, I would bang you. I found out where you lived, expect flowers every Wednesday, the same day you post on Seven Epic Bloggers. Sometimes I think about you before I fall asleep And I wake up feeling completely rejuvenated. When I am cold and alone, I want you to wrap your big strong Jewish arms around me. If you could email me the tape of your barmitzfah, it would be appriciated.
...PS can jewishes have sex before marriage? |