Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Urban Dictionary

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Your Name: Jon




Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
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Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"


Your Age: 15

An age in a person's life when they aren't a kid, an adult or even a preteen but a teenager.

One Of your Friends: Adam

The word "Adam" is also street slang for the drug Ecstasy.
"Hey bro, I want to meet Adam tonight... Can you hook me up?"

(if u know my friend ud lol at this)

What Should you be Doing: Sleeping(but i cant cuz my grandma passed away :( )

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.


Favourite Colour: Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!


Birthplace: Canada
( i used #2 cuz #1 was too long)
land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.
lets go to canada!


Birthday Month: September

(used #5 cuz i lolled)

a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head

jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?'
jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!'



Last Person you Spoke Too: Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?


One of your Nicknames: yegro
An Asian who dresses, speaks, and acts much like a stereotypical urban African-American. The individual will usually be dressed in the hip-hop accoutrements of such bastions of urbanity as 50Cent or Nelly.

Yegros can be of random socioeconomic class, ranging from working class immigrant Asians, to suburban upper middle class Asians.

The Yegro may or may not have a customized Honda with a home-made spoiler.

Yegros usually live with their parents.
Ever since Erik got the souped up Honda, he's been listening to hip-hop and acting like such a yegro.



Your Ex: rather not...

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Worst day in my life

Hi everyone my name is Jon! Im the new Wednesday guy. I hope you guys think this post is epic, because what I'm about to share with you is the worst day of my entire life.

Actually i dont care if its epic... i just need to vent this out...

So I wake up, eat, bus to school... the usual. It starts of with me forgetting my god damn 9.6 pound (i weighed it lol) Biology textbook at home, especially when I need it most in class, because we are doing a lab on Enzymes (google if you dont know). I received the worst job in the lab, which was cutting raw chicken liver into small stinky pieces so they can be dissolved into H2O2 (hydrogen Peroxide).

Anyways the rest of the day at school went ok until I found out i had a math test the next day. I suck at math. Definitely my worst subject. :/


But the day hit rock bottom when i got home. I was happy about the way my day went, I went up to my room to use my computer for Language Arts homework, then i get a phonecall from my brother.

I answer, "Hello?" "Jonathan! Grandma died!" he responded/



I spent the next 4 hours crying in my room and going to my Parents room to occasionally try to console my dad.

My grandma was in a coma for a few weeks. We thought she would recover. I am lucky though that I got to see her before she passed away.

As im typing this... i just spoke with my dad, who had to book last minute tickets to Israel with my mom. He has to go through like Vancouver and London i think


I spoke with one of my cousins in Israel and hes quite upset.

But I am happy for my grandma also, because I prefer for her to pass on to the after life rather than suffering paralyzed in a coma in the hospital bed...


I love you grandma and I miss you

(I teared up writing this post)


In loving memory of my grandma, Frida


Jon

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Im sorry if i dont post for a whie my grandma just passed away :(

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... WOW

so on the 7 epic bloggers thing im in... i only get 1 chance to be epic... BUT

THEY FORGOT TO ADD ME TO THE BLOG AUTHORS LIST!!!!

AND EVEN WORSE THEY WANT ME TO POST TODAY!!!



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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

2 things:

So.....

  1. I am in a new blogger collab thing called "Seven Epic Bloggers". I post every Tuesday (Wednesday in New Zealand... where this thing started) and I am looking forward to doing this =)
  2. I AM GROUNDED FOR A RETARDED REASON THAT I DONT BOTHER EXPLAINING...
FOR 1 MONTH >:(

Don't expect many postings here. I will try to sneak my laptop back from my crazy parents and post though LOL

Jon

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Jon.... WTF ARE YOU DOING?

Hey y'all,

So I slept over at Adam's house (well not really cuz he fell asleep 6 hrs ago and im still awake LOL) and while we were awake we decided to be retarded and redo the whole song, Pegasus Fantasy, in English XD

I sat up for the last 6 hours playing a cool computer game called 12Sky. Its online with lost of ppls and its based in ancient China which is pretty stellar.

It sounds fucking hilarious. Especially cuz Adam sang normally but I purposefully sang at like 3 times a higher pitch than normal.

Well... all the guitar and solos and whatever is my playing and the drum beats are computerized.


Ignore the random pics of AdamHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[EDIT: THE VIDEO IS BROKEN I WIL UPLOAD IT ANOTHER DAY]

Well Im off to go upstairs and wake Adam up with a surprise kick in the tummy

AND THEN: WERE MAKIN
WAFFLES
TTYL ,

~~Jon

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

...... *SIGH*

Im getting tired of winter and I want spring to come already... I mean... this is a pitiful excuse for winter. Its not even below -10. I didnt get a chance to use my snowboard this year... but if it gets colder (probably wont...) I will go to snow valley and continue my tradition of going down the big jump and almost breaking my neck attempting something stupidly cool to ipress everyone around me (LOOOOL)

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Title is self explanatory

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d-tecnolife by UVERworld (THE MOST EPIC JAPANESE SONG EVEEER!)

SWEET SONG

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Math, Geetarm Bio and SEXY TIMES?

SEXY TIMES


GEETAR

Heres some math: My shitty backpack + 9 pound bio 20 textbook + la books + sports medecine books + laptop + binders = NO GOD DAMN SPACE IN MY BACKPACK + A SORE BACK


I just got my new math textbook and im quite pleased with it though... It has all the notes and stuff all right into it...

My math teacher, Mr. Symes, is really sweet. I dont know what all of those other guys were talking about (I had like 10 people tell me that Mr. Symes was an asshole) .

My week went by SOOOOOOO QUICKLY!

well... i got 80% on a biology pop quiz (DAMN IT IF ONLY ID HAVE GOTTEN THAT ONE QUESTION RIGHT... lol)

The 170 th street dancing guy added me on facebook (DONT ASK)

umm.... i learnt how to play cannon rock on the GEETAR





HEY LOOK! HERE ARE YOUR MONOSACCARIDE CARBOHYDRATES! (LOL BIOLOGY IS FUN!)




Well.... Peace for now...

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me+keyfer+rollercoaster+coaster camera= Epic Moment

LEFT: me
RIGHT: Keyfer

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Sunday, February 1, 2009

What Ive been up to lately....

Ummm so I had my finals and im onto semester 2 of school...

**SIGH**

I am bored...

Ok so um I got my new BIOLOGY 20! (yes i am doing courses a year early lol)
text book and i weighed it to be 9 pounds (WTF?) and I have to lug that shit around every day but whatever.... I have been sliding in my excersize lately so ive been wanting to get that back in gear.... MY SOCCER TEAM IS NOT GOING TO CITIES THIS YEAR :(

BUT WE ARE GETTING IN TO THE SLUSH CUP TOURNAMENT! WOOT


Ok well Im going to go to the bathroom so um bye

Jon

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

:ph34r:

I think ima quit mah blog

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Today

Sorry couldnt post in a while. Ive been quite busy. Now, you should expect rare posts / updates from me cuz im busy with my other site: www.aodcspsp.co.nr

So today I went to adam's house and we played xbox, COD 4!!!!
Ummm... we listened to musc, went to starbucks and thats it !!!!

I am going to galaxy land with adam and keyfer tommorow so that should be good

K bye

JON

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I know i havent posted in a while, I will again soon kthxbai?????

Jon

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

My CSPSP Clan, Apples of Doom [AoD]

heres the site lol: aodcspsp.blogspot.com

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Friday, January 9, 2009

YES BUT NOOOO!

I have 6 classes left until I'm done with AutoCad for the rest of my life. I am very for this but thers one problem. I am not done all of the god damn drawings and theres no way I'll finish them in time! I AM FLIPPIN WORRIED. But I know I will not fail :) but i still want an over 80% mark AT A MINIMUM!

ZOMG! what to do!?!?!?!?!

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Double posters deserve to die

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100th Post!










POSTS!




Yay. I very excite! I like you peoples! You like a.... Michael Jackons Beat It! This is manshit! Yes!


Greaaaaaaaat! VERRY NAICE!












I like french peoples (No not really lol and i havent been to france or plan on going XD)
They are verrry naice!


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Search Me Up on Google

If you search my real name: Jonathan Yedgarova, you get 15 pages
If you search my hacker name: Zixen1 (which i help the psp world hack with), you get 16 pages

And that's with omitted results :) I IZ FAMUS!

lol

The onlyreason I have so many pages about me on random sites (which i didnt make, WTF who made them? Is because of a few songs i remixed once which alot of People liked, and also because,

I AM A WELL KNOWN PSP HACKER ON THE INTERNET!

H4X0rZ 4 L1F3!

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