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So like 5 hours ago I was at the Oilers vs Cyotes hockey game where we kicked their asses 4-2. The special thing was that I was with my uncle, who lives in Toronto cuz he does schooling for medicine there. After we kicked ass, the camera zoomed into Wayne Gretzky and I clearly saw him saw "Fuck You" to the assistant coach.
I came home (well to my grandma's house) and watched the Mel Brooks directed movie Apocalypto which was fucking amazing!
Tired, SO ILL POST LATER!
Jon
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
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Sunday, December 21, 2008
I may get this for Hannukah
TSD M14 Bolt Action R.I.S.-
- Attachable Full Length R.I.S. System
- Speed Loader Included
- Material: Mostly ABS Plastic
- Hop-Up (Back Spin): Yes, Adjustable
- Magazine Capacity: 38
- Recommended BB's: .20 Gram
- Approx. Velocity: 300 FPS (.20 Gram BB's)
- Red Dot Scope Included
- Metal Rails
- Hard Shell ABS Plastic
- Comes with a Magazine
- Weight: 3/5
- Feel: 4/5
- Performance: 4/5
- Overall: 4/5
I may also get an extra magazine Read More......
Looking Back...
This picture was taken by my friend last year the morning after I slept over at his house.
We got up the next morning and ran outside to have an amazing snowball fight. It was, "glorious" as some might say.
I seem to really like this picture...
Oh and if you're wondering why it's in black and white, his camera was messed up lol XD but the pic looks good like this.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Boring Night... SMOKE GRENADES?????
So Im staying in my grandma's basement tonight. I wanted to put insence but there is none so i took a tea bag and wrapped it in aluminium foil and lit it up. it smells great!
I then was bored so I constructed a smoke grenade with the following materials.
a ping pong ball
aluminium foild.
axe spray
matches.
floss
paper towel.
I first punctured a hole in the ping pong ball. I then cut the match heads off and put them in the ball.
Then I rolled a paper towel into a wick, sprayed it with axe until it soaked and stuck it in the hole.
Then I wrapped the whole thing in aluminium foil. Leving the wick exposed, add lots of foil.
There you go. That lasts for like 15 seconds but its not alot of smoke. its cool though...
have fun~!
Jon
Friday, December 19, 2008
Essentials of Krav Maga Self Defense Techniques : Front Gun Attack : Krav Maga
Funny because this actually works. In my karate class, I taught the class this. They enjoyed it alot. Though I probably won't get threatened in the future, this could help. Watch closely.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
LIBRARY = FREAKING BIG
I'm at the new Lois Hole Library in the West End and it's freaking massive! It has the boggest selection of books I've ever seen in my entire life! I reccommend everybody goes to check it out, pronto (well if you're in Edmonton anyways).
Read More......Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Herro! Do You Speak Engrish?
So yesterday I was at West Edmonton Mall, just window shopping and I saw a T-shirt that read, in a "chopsticks" styled font, "I speak Engrish"
I cracked up while looking at it and wanted to buy it but it was $20 and I only had $10 because I bout lunch-dinner for myself just minutes earlier.
Well, about my spending money, I've been spending so much of it that I was almost out for the month, but I came home yesterday and I remembered that two years ago I hid $300 in a secret stash under my bed, suspended behind the bedframe. Then I took out my $50 hidden emergency money from inside a book, where I hid it from people that come into my room very often that should not be there.
Well, since I have no emergency money, and I just revealed my hidden locations, I will save up until I have alot more money so I can spend freely without issues of running out.
I am thinking of updating the old resume and making up for myself by getting a job somewhere. I may apply at Chapters, Best Buy, Future Shop, or Safeway. I will only be able to work once a week though...
Oh well, it's unfortunate but I got to start stepping up, or else I won't be going anywhere any time soon.
I'll post later today, if I'm not doing anything,
Jon
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Screw Auto Cad
So, being in High School, I decided to mess around and pick out some fun looking options, Biology 20, Sports Medicine, and AutoCad. AutoCad looked fun before but now I fucking hate it with all of my guts. I really wish I had not chosen it because I'm not sure that will do very good in it but we're already like 3/4 done the course so it's way to late to switch out.
Still, I really don't like it. My teacher Mr. Sharpe, is a nice guy, but, he really should slow down in clas. My computer hasn't even finished logging on yet, (takes like 10 mins, ) and he is already done teaching us a "new skill"
Oh, well, lets just hope I get my credits for Hebrew 35 because I will probably need all the help I can get.
Jon
Monday, December 15, 2008
Oy Vey
Just 5 minutes ago I found out my friend, Josh, was in an accident involving a van flipping and skidding. He was caught under it and is now in the hospital recovering. I hope hes ok...
And I can't even go visit him because he's in vancouver. For all you people in New Zealand, thats a city in a province other than mine in Canada.
I hope he gets better soon.
My name in Japanese: Jonasan ?
= Jonathan
edit: those assholes took the image off..... FUCK FACES
Word Verification
So I was commenting on my friend's blogger post at Undercoverirony.blogspot.com, when it prompted me to do a word verification test to make sure that I'm a human being. So without really looking at it I typed in the word "chingu". LOL.
CHINGU? WTF!!??
I burst out in laughter.
Tracksuit = Superhero
So today I decided to go to Shep in a track suit. Yes. You read it right. A track suit. I was complimented alot, but alot of people looked at me skeptically. Then all of the sudden I had a random girl come up to mea and be like: "Nice tracksuit". I responded with a "Thanks". She then interjected., "You look like a super hero."
A Superhero...
...
Fuck.
I spent the rest of the day thinking about how retarded I look but it couldnt get any worse than that. But it did.
I left my gym clothes at home so I had to play dodgeball in the track suit. I was pro so a guy came up to me and told me, "Hey bud you look like a...
Superhero.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'm not wearing that to school again...
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Pandemics - by Jonathan Yedgarova (I GOT 100%)
This is my video essay I made for my social class which I recieved 100% in. I am very proud of it because it took like 30 mins to make !
My day today...
Well today was kind of shitty but good all at the same time. I had a rough morning, waking up at 8:30 on a Sunday!! WTF!? I had a BBYO business meeting to attend! It is my duty to go brighten the days of my brother Alephs! So after the meeting I rushed to a soccer gme that I was almost late to. Well, I did get an assist but I got not goals in our 3-2 win. After soccer I went home just in time for me to leave again and go to my uncle's house. We sat around,then we watched First Bloood in Bluray which was fucking sweet... Well thats my technical day recap...
Peace!
Jon
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Black Ice for $5 ???
So last night, my uncle calls me from Toronto and was like, "Yo Jon, download me that new AC/DC album" and I was like OK. So I did so and burnt it onto a CD. But today I was walking around Westmount mall at lunch and I walked into Supertunes. I couldn't find anything I liked (Aside from a sweet Red Hot Chili Peppers iron-on patch) so as I was walking out, I turned back and said to my buddy Sam, "I know theres a copy here somewhere." So I started walking back into the store and out of the corner of my eye, I saw it lying there on the floor under the island of cd's in the middle of the store. I picked it up and there was no tag on it. So, I walked up to the goth gil at the counter and was like, "Yo... five bucks?" She was like, "unghhh.....ok whatever..."
Happy Face :)
Jon
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