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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Urban Dictionary
JACKED FOM RACH's BLOGYour Name: Jon
| Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much. you can Spell It Jonathan Johnathan (gay Verison) Jon John (gay version) Jonathan Cares for His family Alot. Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend. Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he. A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night" A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row" A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then" | ||
Your Age: 15
An age in a person's life when they aren't a kid, an adult or even a preteen but a teenager.
One Of your Friends: Adam
| The word "Adam" is also street slang for the drug Ecstasy. "Hey bro, I want to meet Adam tonight... Can you hook me up?" | ||
What Should you be Doing: Sleeping(but i cant cuz my grandma passed away :( )
When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.
Favourite Colour: Red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
Birthplace: Canada
( i used #2 cuz #1 was too long)
land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.
lets go to canada!
Birthday Month: September
(used #5 cuz i lolled)
| a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs. during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?' jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!' |
Last Person you Spoke Too: Mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
One of your Nicknames: yegro
| An Asian who dresses, speaks, and acts much like a stereotypical urban African-American. The individual will usually be dressed in the hip-hop accoutrements of such bastions of urbanity as 50Cent or Nelly. Yegros can be of random socioeconomic class, ranging from working class immigrant Asians, to suburban upper middle class Asians. The Yegro may or may not have a customized Honda with a home-made spoiler. Yegros usually live with their parents. Ever since Erik got the souped up Honda, he's been listening to hip-hop and acting like such a yegro. |
Your Ex: rather not... Read More......
Worst day in my life
Hi everyone my name is Jon! Im the new Wednesday guy. I hope you guys think this post is epic, because what I'm about to share with you is the worst day of my entire life.
Actually i dont care if its epic... i just need to vent this out...
So I wake up, eat, bus to school... the usual. It starts of with me forgetting my god damn 9.6 pound (i weighed it lol) Biology textbook at home, especially when I need it most in class, because we are doing a lab on Enzymes (google if you dont know). I received the worst job in the lab, which was cutting raw chicken liver into small stinky pieces so they can be dissolved into H2O2 (hydrogen Peroxide).
Anyways the rest of the day at school went ok until I found out i had a math test the next day. I suck at math. Definitely my worst subject. :/
But the day hit rock bottom when i got home. I was happy about the way my day went, I went up to my room to use my computer for Language Arts homework, then i get a phonecall from my brother.
I answer, "Hello?" "Jonathan! Grandma died!" he responded/
I spent the next 4 hours crying in my room and going to my Parents room to occasionally try to console my dad.
My grandma was in a coma for a few weeks. We thought she would recover. I am lucky though that I got to see her before she passed away.
As im typing this... i just spoke with my dad, who had to book last minute tickets to Israel with my mom. He has to go through like Vancouver and London i think
I spoke with one of my cousins in Israel and hes quite upset.
But I am happy for my grandma also, because I prefer for her to pass on to the after life rather than suffering paralyzed in a coma in the hospital bed...
I love you grandma and I miss you
(I teared up writing this post)
In loving memory of my grandma, Frida
Jon
... WOW
so on the 7 epic bloggers thing im in... i only get 1 chance to be epic... BUT
THEY FORGOT TO ADD ME TO THE BLOG AUTHORS LIST!!!!
AND EVEN WORSE THEY WANT ME TO POST TODAY!!!
...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
2 things:
So.....
- I am in a new blogger collab thing called "Seven Epic Bloggers". I post every Tuesday (Wednesday in New Zealand... where this thing started) and I am looking forward to doing this =)
- I AM GROUNDED FOR A RETARDED REASON THAT I DONT BOTHER EXPLAINING...
FOR 1 MONTH >:(
Don't expect many postings here. I will try to sneak my laptop back from my crazy parents and post though LOL
Read More......
Don't expect many postings here. I will try to sneak my laptop back from my crazy parents and post though LOL
Jon
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Jon.... WTF ARE YOU DOING?
Hey y'all,
So I slept over at Adam's house (well not really cuz he fell asleep 6 hrs ago and im still awake LOL) and while we were awake we decided to be retarded and redo the whole song, Pegasus Fantasy, in English XD
I sat up for the last 6 hours playing a cool computer game called 12Sky. Its online with lost of ppls and its based in ancient China which is pretty stellar.
It sounds fucking hilarious. Especially cuz Adam sang normally but I purposefully sang at like 3 times a higher pitch than normal.
Well... all the guitar and solos and whatever is my playing and the drum beats are computerized.
Ignore the random pics of AdamHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[EDIT: THE VIDEO IS BROKEN I WIL UPLOAD IT ANOTHER DAY]
Well Im off to go upstairs and wake Adam up with a surprise kick in the tummy
AND THEN: WERE MAKIN WAFFLES
TTYL ,
~~Jon
Read More......
[EDIT: THE VIDEO IS BROKEN I WIL UPLOAD IT ANOTHER DAY]
Well Im off to go upstairs and wake Adam up with a surprise kick in the tummy
AND THEN: WERE MAKIN WAFFLES
TTYL ,
~~Jon
Thursday, February 5, 2009
...... *SIGH*
Im getting tired of winter and I want spring to come already... I mean... this is a pitiful excuse for winter. Its not even below -10. I didnt get a chance to use my snowboard this year... but if it gets colder (probably wont...) I will go to snow valley and continue my tradition of going down the big jump and almost breaking my neck attempting something stupidly cool to ipress everyone around me (LOOOOL)
Math, Geetarm Bio and SEXY TIMES?
GEETARI just got my new math textbook and im quite pleased with it though... It has all the notes and stuff all right into it...
My math teacher, Mr. Symes, is really sweet. I dont know what all of those other guys were talking about (I had like 10 people tell me that Mr. Symes was an asshole) .
My week went by SOOOOOOO QUICKLY!
well... i got 80% on a biology pop quiz (DAMN IT IF ONLY ID HAVE GOTTEN THAT ONE QUESTION RIGHT... lol)
The 170 th street dancing guy added me on facebook (DONT ASK)
umm.... i learnt how to play cannon rock on the GEETAR
HEY LOOK! HERE ARE YOUR MONOSACCARIDE CARBOHYDRATES! (LOL BIOLOGY IS FUN!)
Well.... Peace for now...
Sunday, February 1, 2009
What Ive been up to lately....
Ummm so I had my finals and im onto semester 2 of school...
**SIGH**
I am bored...
Ok so um I got my new BIOLOGY 20! (yes i am doing courses a year early lol)
text book and i weighed it to be 9 pounds (WTF?) and I have to lug that shit around every day but whatever.... I have been sliding in my excersize lately so ive been wanting to get that back in gear.... MY SOCCER TEAM IS NOT GOING TO CITIES THIS YEAR :(
BUT WE ARE GETTING IN TO THE SLUSH CUP TOURNAMENT! WOOT
Ok well Im going to go to the bathroom so um bye
Jon
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Today
Sorry couldnt post in a while. Ive been quite busy. Now, you should expect rare posts / updates from me cuz im busy with my other site: www.aodcspsp.co.nr
So today I went to adam's house and we played xbox, COD 4!!!!
Ummm... we listened to musc, went to starbucks and thats it !!!!
I am going to galaxy land with adam and keyfer tommorow so that should be good
K bye
JON
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
YES BUT NOOOO!
I have 6 classes left until I'm done with AutoCad for the rest of my life. I am very for this but thers one problem. I am not done all of the god damn drawings and theres no way I'll finish them in time! I AM FLIPPIN WORRIED. But I know I will not fail :) but i still want an over 80% mark AT A MINIMUM!
ZOMG! what to do!?!?!?!?!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Search Me Up on Google
If you search my real name: Jonathan Yedgarova, you get 15 pages
If you search my hacker name: Zixen1 (which i help the psp world hack with), you get 16 pages
And that's with omitted results :) I IZ FAMUS!
lol
The onlyreason I have so many pages about me on random sites (which i didnt make, WTF who made them? Is because of a few songs i remixed once which alot of People liked, and also because,
I AM A WELL KNOWN PSP HACKER ON THE INTERNET!
H4X0rZ 4 L1F3!
Showtek - We Live For The Music
This is a sweet song. Heres the download link.
Genre: Hardstyle
Title: We Live For The Music
Artist: Showtek
Album: X-Qlusive
DOWNLOAD LINK: CLICK HERE!
Read More......
KG to N // N to KG = God damn I'm lazy and use generators online.
This Website saved my life for converting Newtons to KG and vice versa for Physics. God damn it why am I so god damned lazy.
http://www.convertunits.com/from/kg/to/n
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
WOW THATS DISGUSTING.
OK, so now I am in my boring CAD class in school and I just noticed something. I have been noticing this for quite some time but I had to be sure before I though anything rash.
The kid two rows ahead of me picks his nose and eats it.
You may think this is mean of me to point this out.
He is in grade 11.
What the hell.
Last time I saw a kid pick his nose and eat it, I noted that the kid was like 3. He is 16.
THAT IT FREAKING DISGUSTING.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Hey everyone! Happy new year! In at a rad party now. Tell you about it later
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Saturday, December 27, 2008
I wish I could dance like this kid (THIS IS Moonboy)
I actually do. He is alot better at the shuffle than i am. But, he is a professional in core HARDstyle Repulic
my new electronic equalizer shirt and beanie
here they are. if your wondering what the clicking noise is when my shirt lights up, its because it's sound activated so im making a bit of noise. Oh and im not really that wierd looking lol it was 3 in the morning. (IM IN THE HOUSE OF JEW. THEY HAVE TRY TO POISON MY ALREADY lol_) >>
KHS Basement Jam at 3am - Krazy Hardstyle - Edmonton Canada
I decided to completely remove this post cuz i sucked. I will improve and make another video when I do.
Thank you for not putting up asshole comments though
Jon
Friday, December 26, 2008
Boxing Day @ West Edmionton Mall
So today I went to the overly crowded mall for some boxing day extravaganza shopping. I walked past The Lid Factory, which made custom hats and the lady there offered me a rejected hat with a $30 value. It was a black beanie with a golden face on it but i took it. I went then to buy my brother Jacob a Yoshi (not a real one lol) made from plastic. It's sweet. Then as I was leaving the mall, I saw something that caught my eye. A t-shirt that has an electronic equalizer on it. I went right up and he told me that it''s $50 but since it was the last one I got it for $20.
Then I went to eat dinner at Olive Garden (LOL)
Read More......
Then I went to eat dinner at Olive Garden (LOL)
KHS - Krazy Hardstyle Logos
I am making a group called Krazy
Hardstyle (for Hardstyle dance)
and the logos I made on photoshop. I though I would share them with you guys.
New Theme...
Look in all of these directions.
^
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<-------| ------->
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(down arrow)
lol my arows need work.
Hope you like my new theme cuz the old one kept glitching.
Hey you know what? I learned how to blog using my cellphone by sending texts to blogger! Ya! Its sweet. In fact, this is from my cell
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My Freaking Horrible Winter Break
So as I'm sure like 90% of the world has winter break now, most people would be enjoying it, having fun, chilling with some friends, you know. I ABSOLUTELY HATE this break.
Why you may ask? Well strap on your seatbelt. You're in for a bumpy ride.
1) I can't fall asleep at night ever which results in me missing half of my day, everyday. I wake up at 2PM and go to bed at 5 AM
2) I didn't get any of my gifts yet
3) It is fucking minus 30 outside.
4) None of my friends are available when I am
5) West Edmonton Mall is overcrowded
6) My laptop crashes every 5 minutes, resulting in my absolute crankiness
If someone wants to try and cheer me up go ahead.
Anything will do. A song, video, picture joke, you know...
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Site Mods
Hey everyone, just a little update as to why my blog has a shit load of images missing, well it's because I'm currently updating the server which the images are hosted on and it's a hassle, so I am just going to revamp the site with a new theme to begin with. It will probably only take a few hours. So say bye-bye blue Aphex site.
Jon
"Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
Im waiting for that final moment
You'll say the words that I cant say" - New Order
Happy Holidays!
Happy Channuka, Chrismas, and Kwanzah (hope it's spelled right) everybody! Well I just want to let everyone know I got a sweet gift for Channukah. I got a Fender G-DEC Guitar amp and it is amazing! I can't believe my mom would even go spend $400 on an amp! Well, this is the first time in about 3 days that my computer hasn't crashed on me. I still may get that airsoft gun, and I have news that I may recieve a late gift, but it's an iPod touch! I also recieved a new game for my Wii, whcich is Call of Duty 3: Wii Edition. It's pretty fun, but I'm sure the real thing would be funner, if I get my airsoft gun.
Oh well, cheers
Jon
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
...
So like 5 hours ago I was at the Oilers vs Cyotes hockey game where we kicked their asses 4-2. The special thing was that I was with my uncle, who lives in Toronto cuz he does schooling for medicine there. After we kicked ass, the camera zoomed into Wayne Gretzky and I clearly saw him saw "Fuck You" to the assistant coach.
I came home (well to my grandma's house) and watched the Mel Brooks directed movie Apocalypto which was fucking amazing!
Tired, SO ILL POST LATER!
Jon
Sunday, December 21, 2008
I may get this for Hannukah
TSD M14 Bolt Action R.I.S.-
- Attachable Full Length R.I.S. System
- Speed Loader Included
- Material: Mostly ABS Plastic
- Hop-Up (Back Spin): Yes, Adjustable
- Magazine Capacity: 38
- Recommended BB's: .20 Gram
- Approx. Velocity: 300 FPS (.20 Gram BB's)
- Red Dot Scope Included
- Metal Rails
- Hard Shell ABS Plastic
- Comes with a Magazine
- Weight: 3/5
- Feel: 4/5
- Performance: 4/5
- Overall: 4/5
I may also get an extra magazine Read More......
Looking Back...
This picture was taken by my friend last year the morning after I slept over at his house.
We got up the next morning and ran outside to have an amazing snowball fight. It was, "glorious" as some might say.
I seem to really like this picture...
Oh and if you're wondering why it's in black and white, his camera was messed up lol XD but the pic looks good like this.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Boring Night... SMOKE GRENADES?????
So Im staying in my grandma's basement tonight. I wanted to put insence but there is none so i took a tea bag and wrapped it in aluminium foil and lit it up. it smells great!
I then was bored so I constructed a smoke grenade with the following materials.
a ping pong ball
aluminium foild.
axe spray
matches.
floss
paper towel.
I first punctured a hole in the ping pong ball. I then cut the match heads off and put them in the ball.
Then I rolled a paper towel into a wick, sprayed it with axe until it soaked and stuck it in the hole.
Then I wrapped the whole thing in aluminium foil. Leving the wick exposed, add lots of foil.
There you go. That lasts for like 15 seconds but its not alot of smoke. its cool though...
have fun~!
Jon
Friday, December 19, 2008
Essentials of Krav Maga Self Defense Techniques : Front Gun Attack : Krav Maga
Funny because this actually works. In my karate class, I taught the class this. They enjoyed it alot. Though I probably won't get threatened in the future, this could help. Watch closely.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
LIBRARY = FREAKING BIG
I'm at the new Lois Hole Library in the West End and it's freaking massive! It has the boggest selection of books I've ever seen in my entire life! I reccommend everybody goes to check it out, pronto (well if you're in Edmonton anyways).
Read More......Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Herro! Do You Speak Engrish?
So yesterday I was at West Edmonton Mall, just window shopping and I saw a T-shirt that read, in a "chopsticks" styled font, "I speak Engrish"
I cracked up while looking at it and wanted to buy it but it was $20 and I only had $10 because I bout lunch-dinner for myself just minutes earlier.
Well, about my spending money, I've been spending so much of it that I was almost out for the month, but I came home yesterday and I remembered that two years ago I hid $300 in a secret stash under my bed, suspended behind the bedframe. Then I took out my $50 hidden emergency money from inside a book, where I hid it from people that come into my room very often that should not be there.
Well, since I have no emergency money, and I just revealed my hidden locations, I will save up until I have alot more money so I can spend freely without issues of running out.
I am thinking of updating the old resume and making up for myself by getting a job somewhere. I may apply at Chapters, Best Buy, Future Shop, or Safeway. I will only be able to work once a week though...
Oh well, it's unfortunate but I got to start stepping up, or else I won't be going anywhere any time soon.
I'll post later today, if I'm not doing anything,
Jon
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Screw Auto Cad
So, being in High School, I decided to mess around and pick out some fun looking options, Biology 20, Sports Medicine, and AutoCad. AutoCad looked fun before but now I fucking hate it with all of my guts. I really wish I had not chosen it because I'm not sure that will do very good in it but we're already like 3/4 done the course so it's way to late to switch out.
Still, I really don't like it. My teacher Mr. Sharpe, is a nice guy, but, he really should slow down in clas. My computer hasn't even finished logging on yet, (takes like 10 mins, ) and he is already done teaching us a "new skill"
Oh, well, lets just hope I get my credits for Hebrew 35 because I will probably need all the help I can get.
Jon
Monday, December 15, 2008
Oy Vey
Just 5 minutes ago I found out my friend, Josh, was in an accident involving a van flipping and skidding. He was caught under it and is now in the hospital recovering. I hope hes ok...
And I can't even go visit him because he's in vancouver. For all you people in New Zealand, thats a city in a province other than mine in Canada.
I hope he gets better soon.
My name in Japanese: Jonasan ?
= Jonathan
edit: those assholes took the image off..... FUCK FACES
Word Verification
So I was commenting on my friend's blogger post at Undercoverirony.blogspot.com, when it prompted me to do a word verification test to make sure that I'm a human being. So without really looking at it I typed in the word "chingu". LOL.
CHINGU? WTF!!??
I burst out in laughter.
Tracksuit = Superhero
So today I decided to go to Shep in a track suit. Yes. You read it right. A track suit. I was complimented alot, but alot of people looked at me skeptically. Then all of the sudden I had a random girl come up to mea and be like: "Nice tracksuit". I responded with a "Thanks". She then interjected., "You look like a super hero."
A Superhero...
...
Fuck.
I spent the rest of the day thinking about how retarded I look but it couldnt get any worse than that. But it did.
I left my gym clothes at home so I had to play dodgeball in the track suit. I was pro so a guy came up to me and told me, "Hey bud you look like a...
Superhero.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
I'm not wearing that to school again...
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Pandemics - by Jonathan Yedgarova (I GOT 100%)
This is my video essay I made for my social class which I recieved 100% in. I am very proud of it because it took like 30 mins to make !
My day today...
Well today was kind of shitty but good all at the same time. I had a rough morning, waking up at 8:30 on a Sunday!! WTF!? I had a BBYO business meeting to attend! It is my duty to go brighten the days of my brother Alephs! So after the meeting I rushed to a soccer gme that I was almost late to. Well, I did get an assist but I got not goals in our 3-2 win. After soccer I went home just in time for me to leave again and go to my uncle's house. We sat around,then we watched First Bloood in Bluray which was fucking sweet... Well thats my technical day recap...
Peace!
Jon
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Black Ice for $5 ???
So last night, my uncle calls me from Toronto and was like, "Yo Jon, download me that new AC/DC album" and I was like OK. So I did so and burnt it onto a CD. But today I was walking around Westmount mall at lunch and I walked into Supertunes. I couldn't find anything I liked (Aside from a sweet Red Hot Chili Peppers iron-on patch) so as I was walking out, I turned back and said to my buddy Sam, "I know theres a copy here somewhere." So I started walking back into the store and out of the corner of my eye, I saw it lying there on the floor under the island of cd's in the middle of the store. I picked it up and there was no tag on it. So, I walked up to the goth gil at the counter and was like, "Yo... five bucks?" She was like, "unghhh.....ok whatever..."
Happy Face :)
Jon
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Yngwie Malmsteen - Guitar Solo and Bouree
I'm amazed.... I learned how to play Bouree but that was awesomeness! Watch the whole video please.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Scatman John: Scatman music video
RIP Scatman.... I dont remember if I posted this last month but even if I wil post it again for his uper skillz
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
..... :'(
My freaking wierdo family is singing kareoke and im in my room crying. It is making my ears bleed.
wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is Edmonton Episode 1
Me and my bud Adam made this like a year ago. i found it on my computer. the rest of the episodes are lost on his computer somewhere..... good times... good times...
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
"All your base are belong to us" (often shortened to "All Your Base", "AYBABTU", or simply "AYB") is a broken English phrase that sparked an Internet phenomenon in 2001 and 2002, with the spread of a Flash animation that depicted the slogan. The text is taken from the opening cut scene of the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing,[1] a Japanese video game by Toaplan which was rushed and so was rather poorly translated into English, and is often regarded as butchering the English language.
Full Script: In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.
Monday, November 17, 2008
When I'm Gone - Eminem
"When I'm Gone"
[Introduction]
Yeah...
It's my life...
My own words I guess...
[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...
[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...
[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...
[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...
[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..
[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...
[Curtains closing and sounds of clapping]
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[Introduction]
Yeah...
It's my life...
My own words I guess...
[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...
[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...
[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...
[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...
[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..
[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...
[Curtains closing and sounds of clapping]
Ninja Gaiden 2 - Gameplay
Sweet Game. I remember the old Ninja Gaiden on NES. Good times, good times...
Ghosts N Stuff - Deadmau5
“At the present moment I’m not recording, I’m not on tour, I’ve never had a song who’s number 1 on Beatport. I’ve never been featured on JunoDownload or Trackitdown. I’ve never released vinyl but what I do know is that I’ve been listening to elictronica for many years and I’ve every right to speak my mind against the fabricated music that is being released on a daily basis. It’s absolutely appalling! All these people think that if you’re on the Beatport top 10 then you’re making something out of yourself, well your making a mockery out of electronic music! I’m a producer and I come from the underground, and I’m quite frankly I’m sick and tired! And I’m here to go on these rents on messageboards because I know I’ll never mount to anything and I need to make myself feel better so when I’m not high on cocaine I’ll sit in front of this computer till the cows come home and continue renting and raving about artist that actually living out their dreams because I never will!”
Awesome song. Search it up on youtube.
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Sunday, November 16, 2008
Sweet site to watch anime
Hey guys, well, I found a wicked site that you can watch virtually any anime you've probably heard of before (and more) on.
The site is: http://animetopup.co.uk/
I can watch all my favorites on here!
Hope you guys use it to good cause lol
Jon
Great RPG: Final Fantasy II 20th Anniversary Edition
About This Game
In FINAL FANTASY II, a malevolent emperor has called upon monsters from a demonic realm to take over the world, ending what seemed to be an eternal period of peace. Thousands of lives succumb to their attacks, leaving many children orphaned. From the destruction rise four young survivors who will take it upon themselves to stop the merciless ruler and avenge the death of their parents.
Remastered exclusively for the PSP system, this all-new anniversary edition features all-new character art, updated graphics, new dungeons, full 16:9 widescreen presentation and an updated camera view that gives players a new vantage point on such a timeless classic RPG.
GOAAAAAAAAAAL!
My soccer team won another game today. Final score 5-0
I Scored a goal. woot woot
Friday, November 14, 2008
:(
Don't expect me to post for the next few weeks. I'm pretty tight with school and all my extra-curricular activities. I'm pretty stacked as it is and seeing that it's halfway through the semestered courses I'm really busy. Plus I have karate twice a week, guitar lessons (even though I'm amazing), I go workout at the YMCA, and I go swimming. Oh and how could I forget soccer practices on Thursday, games on Sunday, and helping out at my grandpas store.
See you in the future...
Jon
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Soccer
OK, well I just got back from my soccer practice. My team is super 1337 (LEET) and I was a crucial player in the defence. The offensive forward. I would be a defender who would shove up and act as a fourth offender. The coach decided that I am doing so well at that, so he shoved me into the first line CENTER FIELD OFFENCE! Woot woot!
Well.... Now that I have been starting to play socer again, I am having panis in my back.
So far my teams win/loss is:
- game 1: we won 6-1
- game 2 we lost 5-4
- game 3 we won 3-2
as an offendre that number should double.
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
If you watch this 100 times you'll still laugh 2
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haha
.... Ahem...
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Right Now....
I'm actually dressed up in about 4 layers to go to the Jewish Cemetary for Remembarence Day. I'm looking forward to taking my brother to see Max Payne in theatres today, because I've played both games and they were great. We'll seeing that its rememberance day...
IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.
By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918)
Canadian Army Read More......
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Rest of my day
So after my soccer game, I went to the mall to meet up with Justin and Sam. After some window shopping, (and free cinnamon buns) I went to Chapters to get my brother a Naruto manga book. We walked over to my grandma's house, where we ate some nachos, and watched the uncut version of Matrix Revolutions. After watching some special features, and beating solitaire twice, we are now off to the JCC where we will partake in a Krystallnacht // Holocaust Memmorial Program for BBYO.
See ya later
Jon // Aphex
Soccer Game
My soccer game went pretty well! We started out with a goal about 5 minutes in. But after about anther 20 they were at ua tied at 2-2. We got lazy and they popped in another goal. Then we tied us at 3-3. We ended up getting both teams points. I only got a minor injury, I scraped my kneecap and it burns a little, but some disinfectant and bandages go a longway.
Aphex // Jon
So... First post eh? Well my day was kinda boring today. I woke up at about 12:00 (I'm a late sleeper). I ate my Eggo waffle breakfast, then I went to my room to lie down on my bed (I felt sick). So, as I'm lying there I turn on my electro music (like what's playing now). About 3 hrs pass and I decide to go play some Far Cry: Vengeance on my Nintendo Wii. After that I ate a frozen ravioli dinner and I am now at my grandma's house in the middle of night, supposedly sleeping because I have a soccer game tommorow. I hope nothing bad happens this time.
Last soccer game I broke my nose.
If another guy kicks the ball at my face I'll break him.
Peace,
Jon
*Aphex*
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Blargh
Today I did nothing really...
Me and my brother went to our basement and found our old lasertag guns and vests. That entertained us for about an hour. I then played Battlefield 2 online for an hour. I decided to stop by Adam's. We chilled, I played my guitar. We went for a bike ride, and we played with his army people (real mature huh?). Now I'm typing this. I have to go shave now so peace it.
Jon
Friday, September 12, 2008
continued.... First Post
Ok, so the rest of my day went by pretty boring and crappy. I just sat here and played Mortal Kombat Unchained for a few hours and did nothing else.
Jon
First Post!
Hi guys my name is Jon! This my first post. In case you were wondering what Yegro is, it's a nickname that a friend of mine came up with and now I'm stuck with it for about 300 people.
My day today sucked ass. I kept screwing up in my drafting course. (I'm in grade 10 btw). Science was boring. Then after lunch, I had gym. We played dodgeball with grades 10, 11, and 12.
I was standing there satisfied with a victorious double kill when i turn to fell exquisite pain, and go unconcious for a few seconds and awake on the ground. A big 12th grader on my team decided to run 30 kmp/h towards a ball not far from me but as doing so, someone threw a ball at him and he jumped wildly fraying his arms around so his elbow bashed into the side of my head, cuncussing me.
I thought it was a minor bump and I continued my day normally. Suddenly during the next period (social) i felt sik. So, I ran to the restroom. I got there just in time.
Just as I bent over the toliet, my throat chucked out my breakfast, snack, and lunch.
I went to the doctors office after school to hear him tell me that I got a cuncussion.
Great.
I then had to cancel my birthday party which was suppposed to hapened the next day.
And now I'm lying on my bed with a severe headake and nausea and typing this.
I'll keep you posted.
Orivaderci!
Jon
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Lack of News Updates
Hi readers! Its Zixen1
I'm terribly sorry for the lack of updates this summer. I am on a world trip.
I am currently in Israel after visiting Turkey, Greece, and Cyrpus, and I will be in Alaska soon... so don't expect too much. Sorry!
Have a good summer!
Jon
AKA: Zixen1
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Metal Gear Solid 4 exceeds one million in sales for first week in Europe
Indy may have won the battle, but it looks like Snake's won the war. Konami has announced that Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots has sold more than one million units within its first week of arriving in Europe. Put another way, we're looking at over 140,000 sales within a seven-day period.
On a related note, Konami also divulged that all 25,000 of Europe's limited edition MGS4 sets, which included a making-of Blu-Ray, a soundtrack CD, and an "Old Snake" mannequin, quickly sold out. This achievement effectively eclipses MGS4's previously reported success in Japan, with sales exceeding the half-million mark just five days after its release in the region.
"MGS4 is nothing short of a masterpiece – an epic conclusion to the Solid Snake story," said Martin Schneider, Konami Germany's sales and marketing director, regarding the game's sales in his region. "We are extremely pleased with the positive feedback we have received from retail and consumers alike, and will keep satisfying their needs with updates to the game’s Extra option, and via new content to Metal Gear Online."
Drop by again in case we receive any further updates regarding this news. From the way it's going, MGS4 is well on its way to setting milestones within the gaming community.
Ed Boon: all Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe characters get finishers, E3 content
All of the MK characters and all of the DC villains will have fatalities. The DC heroes who don't kill that often will have brutalities that will function just like fatalities but don't actually kill the opponent.
In an interview with GameSpot UK, Boon mentioned that every character will be getting finishing moves, however, they won't necessarily be fatalities. If you're wondering why this is the case, here's what he had to say:
Moving on the second tidbit of info that caught our attention. Boon has confirmed that more of the game will be unveiled at E3. He said that they plan on showing off four characters as well as two arenas. While he didn't give any specifics, we can't help but hope that the arenas and characters don't include those already revealed in the trailer - just so, y'know, we see something new this time. Oh well, I guess we'll find out when E3 arrives this year.
Rumorlicious: Kratos as PS3 exclusive SoulCalibur 4 character?
Do you see those twin Blades of Chaos? They're apparently coming to slice you up on the PS3 in more ways than one. We've received word of yet another Kratos-inspired rumor, this time linking the demigod of war to SoulCalibur 4 (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360).
That's right. In the latest issue of EGM, the Quartermann rumors section has a quick ditty about the possibility of Kratos making it to the SoulCalibur universe. As you can probably guess, the rumor cites him as a PS3 exclusive.
To put it simply, and without malice towards the Star Wars fans out there, Kratos seems like a much better fit than Yoda or Darth Vader for the SoulCalibur universe. For one thing, his Blades of Chaos are actually made of metal and not laser light (or whatever the heck those things project).
Furthermore, he seems like the perfect ruthless entity to carry on the power of the Soul Edge; seeing as he's already godly, for lack of a better term, why not give him some all-powerful chain blades to go along with his person?
In any event, this is still a rumor, but boy... isn't it a lovely one? Keep checking QJ for updates on this rumor.
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